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554 definitions by Bastardized Bottomburp

Three dollars and fifty cents. Generally used to distract the Loch Ness Monster.
That damn Loch Ness Monster, he wants to come and get my t'ree-fi'ty!
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
An engrish game in which All Your Base Are Belong To Us spawned from.
Captain: What You Say!?
by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003
Devious, underachieving, school-hating, irreverent, clever.
Known aliases: Rudiger, El Barto, Santos L. Halper
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003
A prostitute who cannot spell (like all prostitutes).
"I issa hore - gizza munny pleez and I gizza sex"
by Bastardized Bottomburp December 04, 2003
The lowest form of sexual contact one might obtain.
I go into chatrooms, pretend to be a girl, and give guys phone numbers of idiots that I know. The fools are clueless.
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003
Name of butler in any rich person's house.
If you name your son Jeeves, he will be doomed to a future of butlery.
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 06, 2003
A fat, balding north-american ape
'Kwijibo' was the word Bart Simpson tried to use to win a game of Scrabble.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003