554 definitions by Bastardized Bottomburp

When mispronunced by a Japanese man living in an English environment, it creates humour.
<Jappo> I ask for Vanilla Cock! WHY YOU LAUGH?!?!
by bastardized bottomburp May 22, 2003
Woman shaped like a plate of jelly, shes sweeps across the ground without a sound. Many believe they have no legs, and are simply moving my electromagnetic forces. Also great targets for mooning.
(Kiss my ass, Nun-the-Wiser!)> :D( * )
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 21, 2003
another name for 'hands'
"Keep your grubby meathooks of my cousin Earl!"

"You don't have a cousin Earl.."

"And that's the way -uhuh uhuh- I like it!"

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003
My territory in which you should get the hell off.
Get the hell of my lawn! I demand satisfaction!
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 04, 2003
What Homer Simpson calls God.
"Try telling that to Killy McGee up there."
by Bastardized Bottomburp November 19, 2003
sad little fuckers who can't spell, or co-ordinate their fingers to type in a keyboard properly. See n00bs.
<AOLmunchkin> HELLO!!!111 lolz.
<FatTony> Well, if it ain't the stench on society's a-hole. How you doing, assbaby?
<AOLmunchkin> Wot?/
<FatTony> Never you mind your small, feeble head.
<AOLmunchkin> fuk u,, ura suk, u stopid fukhad.
<FatTony> And how.
<AOLmunchkin> brb,, i gotta go 2 teh tiolet!1 lolz.
<FatTony> How is that funny?
<AOLmunchkin> ura looser.
<FatTony> Says the unco-ordinated hick with a Mountain Dew bottle up his/her/its ass. Might I note that the Mountain Dew bottle is full of Mountain Dew. Painful enema, mayhaps?
<AOLmunchkin> fak u man

And then the assyness will continue into the night.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 08, 2003
An internet sleaze-slut who says she loves you, but her many MSN Display Names prove she loves 6 other guys. 5 of them know how I feel. The 6th will soon enough. The 7th, whoever he maybe, doesn't know what is gonna smack him in the gonads.

Also see slut, whore, internet whore
Need I say more?
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003
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