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1 definition by Barryman

 
1.
One who confuses perfectly ordinary sentiments with sexually charged ones.
MAN: It says here that she likes oral sex and surfing.
WOMAN: Oooo, what does she mean by "surfing"?
MAN: I think she means that she likes surfing.
WOMAN: God, you're right. I'm such a freaking luland.
by Barryman September 19, 2006