What medical students do during the semester. They give up their social lives for a few painful years so that they can attain their dreams of owning expensive sports cars and dating supermodels. It usually involves a lot of caffeine followed by furious studying then crying. Sometimes they will use their tears for lubrication during masturbation.
Barry and Baba used to be a fun guys during under-grad, but now they say the only way to pass is the insodus in their dorm rooms.