4 definitions by Barry the Baptist

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This is a genital trick which is sure to entertain your grandma or any passers by in the street. This should only be tried if you are very confident of the size of your "garbage" and your timing, as these are both essential for the trick. First get naked. Good. Then stand with your legs astride, then thrust you pelvis so your genitals flick back and forth. Then, on the backswing shut your legs and lean forward so your genitals are between your legs and on the otherside of your body, and you've done it. Once done, this moves has two hillarious sides to it, from behind you look slightly deformed and a bit like your shitting your own balls. Also, from the front it looks like you have no willy so is a short term alternative to a sex change, use a knife for more permanent consequences. However beware of the dire consequences of getting your timing wrong and totally caining yourself by squishing your balls in between your legs, so watch it.
"Do you know gerald, my bollards are still discoloured form the time i tried to "flip reverse it" when we drank all the port, maybe next time i'll just do a turkey instead."
by Barry the Baptist March 22, 2005
The Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan Club is a club for those who enjoy the finer things in life, and on the weekend a nice dildo in them. Currently the club's exclusive members are; "Barry the Baptist" aka "The Robot" aka "me"; "The Turtle Licker" aka "Rich"; "The Sperious One" aka "Ad". For a new member's pack or any other information please e-mail me asap.
"dem ATFFC bithches be badass f'shaw"
by Barry the Baptist March 20, 2005
Another thing me and Rich came up with aswell as slammin' doors. the chopping hands motion is a lesser known replacement for the common 'wanker' sign, and involves moving your hands up and down in a chopping motion when they are about 6 inches apart and fairly parrallel. This came about in a bragging contest about the fashion in which we had to pleasure ourselves because of our over-sized penises.
someone-"why are you doing that in Perry's general direction"
me-"for a laugh really"
by Barry the Baptist March 19, 2005
A term me and my pal Rich came up with in psychology for one reason or another. It basically just means something is good.
"mmmm mmm, this sandwich is slammin' doors."
by Barry the Baptist March 19, 2005

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