1. One who is prone to create excessive destruction and chaos upon imbibing excessive quantities of alcohol.
2. Someone who may become violently adamant when his opinion is challenged.
3. One who jumps on the bandwagon of athletic teams who possess the most dominant player in their respective sport. Often times, this player will also be a killer, rapist, or junky.
1. Being violently clutched and molested from behind.
That guy who spilled all that beer and broke all that stuff at the bar was such a crowmo.
You're wrong. Shaq is not the best player ever and the Lakers suck; you're just a crowmo.
I accidentally went into this gay bar and got totally cromoed by some bikers in an alley.