Massive amount of male pubic hair.
"Girl, his jockey gerbil was so big i couldn't find his winkie!"
Term for when the vagina is feeling under the weather during flu season.
Daisy: "Child my cootercat feels feverish and has the chills!"
Corky: "I think you might have vagneumonia. You better hit the free clinic."
A female who's cooch smells so bad the restroom stinks like a bologna hoagie with extra onions after she uses it. Possibly caused by lack of pubic landscaping.
Co-Worker #1: "Bologna Butt must have been in the ladies room again cuz it smells like a Hoagie in there."
Co-Worker #2: "I know she needs to trim that bush."