3 definitions by Barlow!

Noun:
1. A really, really homosexual male.
2. An otherwise straight man who gives it to a homosexual man in the butt- not because he's gay, but because he's just desperate to pump his semen into Fairy Fucker in this case would signify the "giver", not the "taker". The receiving person would be known as the "Fairy Fuckee".
3. A far more colorful way to call someone an idiot. (Simply replace the word "gay" with "fairy fucker" in your pleasant day-to-day conversations at the water cooler)

Adjective:
Fairy-Fucking (ex: a gay dance teacher = a fairy-fucking dance teacher)

Verb:
Fairy Fuck, (past tense: fairy fucked)

This phrase came about because a "fairy" is a well-known vernacular for a gay dude, and, when this fairy decides to fuck, it is, well, really gay.

See also: rainbow rammer
1.
Stan: My stupid fairy-fucking teacher, Mr. Brown, gave me an F on my homework assignment!

Martin: Well, that's what you get when you write an essay that's titled "A history of Fairy Fuckers: The Mr. Brown story"

Stan: Yea, he probably didn't like the part where I went into detail about catching him on tape spanking it behind his desk after school.

Martin: Eww! You really caught him??

Stan: No, but if he has ever spanked it after hours, he now thinks I've got some awesome blackmail material to get him with.
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2.
Billy: Wanna come with me to the Gay Pride Parade?

Andy: Hell yea! I'm never one to miss a fairy-fucking fuck fest!
by Barlow! January 03, 2009
Noun:
1. A homosexual male.
2. A straight man who humps a homosexual man in the butt- not because he's gay, but because he's just desperate to get his rocks off. The Rainbow Rammer in this case would signify the "giver", not the "taker". The receiving person would be known as the "Rammee".
3. A far more colorful way to call someone stupid. (Simply replace the word "gay" with "rainbow rammer" in your day-to-day conversations)

Adjective:
Rainbow Ramming (ex: a gay fashion designer = a rainbow ramming fashion designer)

Verb:
Rainbow Ram, (past tense: rainbow rammed)

This phrase came about because the widely accepted symbol for gay people is a rainbow, and, well, you can probably figure out the "rammer" part.

See also: fairy fucker
Taylor: Dude, last night I totally rainbow rammed that rainbow ramming idiot from my musical play!

Steve: You're gay now?

Taylor: Hell no! It's only gay if you kiss, or play the catcher!

Steve: Whatever, you rainbow rammer.

Taylor: Exactly!
by Barlow! January 03, 2009
Noun.
Used to express extreme joy or excitement. This word is typically used all by itself, as a lone exclamation.

This can be used just after you've said or done something you're very proud of.
Can also be used if someone just got pwned, and you are rubbing the pwning in their face.

A variation of this word is "ska-BAMF!", which came into use after the animated movie Kung Fu Panda popularized the term "ska-doosh".
Ned: *showing a paper to his friend* Bamf! I just got the highest score possible on my SAT!

Barlow: Well, while you were taking 4 hours on your test, I nailed your sister in your bedroom. Bamf!
by Barlow! January 27, 2009

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