a small village in Western NY with only two places to go
a diner and a pizza place
people are convinced there are more cows than actual people
the school's sports teams suck except for field hockey
Barker Kids are the blunt of many jokes, usually involving the word tractor
there is good cell phone reception though
Hey Barker Kid, how long did it take to drive your tractor over here?
Ladies and Gentleman, start your tractors!