1 definition by Bard O' the Bidet

An informal institution of higher learning - the lavatory - where the student reads volumes of educational, usually high brow, materials while taking a dump, or just enjoying the privacy.
While I earned my degree several years ago, I often take continuing education courses at the University of Porcelain.
by Bard O' the Bidet January 26, 2010
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