4 definitions by Barclay Crayfish

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Laughing Out Loud Silently. Used when someone says something that is supposed to be funny, but it actually isn't. Does not cause offence, because usually the person you say 'LOLS' to, thinks that you are just using the plural of the commonly used abbreviation, 'LOL' (laughing out loud). Can be used in any situation where abbreviations are appropriate.
Nathan: Oh my gosh, guess what happened to me today? I was walking, in the rain, and I got WET!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Marcie: LOLS.
Nathan: I know! It's like, hilarious, right?
Marcie: Sure. Whatever you say, Nathan.
by Barclay Crayfish September 04, 2010
1. A term used to describe a person (generally male) suffering from hair loss, during their midlife crisis. A Baldilocks can often be singled out by the large bald-patch on the back, top or front of their head.

2. A person who is completely and utterly bald. See also: Skin head.

3. The main character in the children's story, 'Baldilocks and the Three Hairs.'
Lani: Woah. Look at our new teacher.
Delia: *Looks at teacher* He is such a Baldilocks.
Lani: I think we should buy him a wig for his birthday.
by Barclay Crayfish September 01, 2010
The term 'Spackman' usually refers to a highly attractive male, with a six-pack (commonly known as a spack-pack). Although highly attractive, a Spackman can occasionally lack intelligence (hence the term 'spack'), however Spackmen are generally charming, witty and funny creatures :)
Nathan: Why doesn't that girl fancy me?!
Hayley: Duh. You're not a Spackman!
Nathan: How do I become a Spackman?
Hayley: *Looks at Nathan* Never going to happen.
by Barclay Crayfish September 01, 2010
Basically, when you dance like an idiot in your kitchen, generally while cooking. May result in accidents, minor burns, and fire.
Sarah: What is that noise? It sounds like... music...
Delphine: Oh, that'll be the neighbours.
Sarah: *quizzical look*
Delphine: They're having a kitchen-rave.
Sarah: Is that why I can also hear a fire alarm?
by Barclay Crayfish September 01, 2010

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