1 definition by Barbwire Pittsburgh Pens

A somewhat painful, yet oddly satisfying bodily function
1-Girlfriend: "What are you doing?"
Boyfriend: Don't move, I'm about to skwelch."
2-Girl:"What is taking so long!?"
Boy:"OH MY GODDDD!! I'M SKWELCHING!!!!!!!!!"
Girl:(astounded)"Sweet Jesus."
3-Guy 1:"Dude, u look horrible, what happened to you in there?"
Guy 2:(exhausted)"I just skwelched
by Barbwire Pittsburgh Pens November 26, 2008

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