7 definitions by Bar Bare-all Eden

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adjective, having big bOObs.
PETER: Wow! Pamela is sooooo Melony!

BOBBY: Watch it. Tommy beat the shit out of Greg for getting so titelated over her.

PETER: Yea? But I bet Greg was being Budstupider at the time, right?

BOBBY: True. Good point bro'.
by Bar Bare-All Eden June 10, 2006
You're having an all night party. Someone falls asleep. You put some real cummy looking hair conditioner on them to simulate the appearance of someone having ejaculated on them while they were asleep.
PETER: Hey, Bobby, Greg's asleep. Let's "condition" him!

BOBBY: Cool! Perfect, I don't think he's ever heard of that, so it will really get him!


GREG: (Yawn......wipes face......opens eyes......) What the fuck! What happened to me......GROSS! God damn it! Where are those fucking faggots!
by Bar Bare-All Eden June 11, 2006
An underage beer drinking chick.
JIM: Who's that foxy chick suckin' on the Bud over there?

DAN: Shit! That's my sister Sedna, Jim! She's totally Punky Brewster. You gotta help me get her outta here.
by Bar Bare-All Eden June 10, 2006
A fun way to say and spell "significant other".

PETER: WOW! Whose that beautiful babe walking in the door?

BOBBY: That's Sharon, my new snifacunt other, brother.

PETER: Yeah, I'd like to snif...I mean, you know, if she wasn't YOUR lady.
by Bar Bare-All Eden June 11, 2006
titelation = "tit elation", ie, the joy a man feels when he sees a beautiful set of bOObies.
Nipsey Russell was totally titelated when Pamela let him do an Etch-A-Sketch and then suck on her nips. He was Nipspinnin'!
by Bar Bare-All Eden June 10, 2006
A dude who starts slinging insults after he's had a few brews (such as budweiser).
BUD WISECRACKER: Hey, Pamela, you got some nice titties on ya! Come over here and let me suck on your nips!

PAMELA: Shut up, Asshole!

BUD WISECRACKER: What are you lookin' at Tommy.

SMASH!!! Tommy's fist knocks out all of Bud's front teeth and sends him on a snooze cruise.
by Bar Bare-all Eden May 29, 2006
"legally separated" or "divorce filed, but not yet final".
ANNA: So, are you married, or not?

BOB: I'm singlish.

ANNA: Singlish?

BOB: Divorce filed, but not yet final.

ANNA: Cool. So, let's fuck!
by Bar Bare-All Eden June 10, 2006

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