The designated person (usually an Aunt, Uncle, Parent, Grandparent or Close Friend of Your Mother) who always provides you at Christmas or Birthdays with the latest edition of The Guinness Book of World Records.
OMG, I got ANOTHER Guinness Book of World Records from my Guinness Godmother / Godfather this Christmas... soo predictable!
I had FOUR Guinness Godmother's last Christmas.. Made a fortune on Ebay and was able to buy the 257th edition of Batman Figurines!
I wish I had a Guinness Godfather.. I have never got the Guinness Book of World Records in my life.. I'll trade you one for one of the 20 t-shirts I got though!