2 definitions by BalticSpazz
a sketchy naval city disconnected from the rest of Russia. Formerly Konigsburg, Prussia, it became a shithole during the Soviet times and is home to the ugliest building in Europe (the House of the Soviets)
It's that random piece of Russia between Poland and Lithuania
It's that random piece of Russia between Poland and Lithuania
Don't go to Kaliningrad, it's ugly as fuck.
by BalticSpazz September 8, 2010
A cold, brakish body of water in northern Europe, with the highest alcohol content per volume of any place in the world.
One time I drank water from the Baltic Sea and it tasted like beer. I got drunk and later found out it WAS made of beer.
by BalticSpazz September 8, 2010