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1.
penis pains...abdominal pains with urges to train in the art of sexual intercourse with a meat product
John- "oh dear, i seem to want to insert this large german sausage into your anal cavity Adam."

Adam- " why John you have just had your first penis pain..."
by Balls4all May 26, 2005