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1 definition by Baldstache

 
1.
A person who would prefer to have more hair on their head and compensates by growing a robust moustache.

Examples: Shakespeare, Jay Buhner, Spain's soccer coach, Ghandi, The Monopoly Guy
Did you see that guy's fantastic baldstache?
by Baldstache June 24, 2009