10 definitions by Baku Goose

To have legs like bleached white pipecleaners and bear a striking facial resemblence to Mr Bean.
Check out that dude in the shorts.... he's SO McBain !!!
by Baku Goose July 13, 2009
Doing a "Cabrera" is to lose the rag and throw the toys out of your pram when you don't get your own way after trying to manipulate the rules in your favour.

It was first witnessed in late 2009 in Baku, Azerbaijan when a normally placid, intelligent Welsh guy suddenly went ballistic after being told that his opinion of the rules of a certain competition were not exactly in line with the ACTUAL rules that had been set for that competition.
If the resultant explosion of anger, rage and frustration could be harnessed then the World's energy crisis would be solved for at least the next four millennia !!
Gaz : "Dude, your guy has just been disqualified from that competition"

Steve : "I'll bring in my reserve then shall I ?"

Gaz : "No way dude, your guy started and was disqualified"

Steve : "You bunch of f*****g, ars***e sh***ing B**T***S !!!"

Gaz : "Wow dude, you're having like a MONSTER Cabrera !!"
by Baku Goose October 22, 2009
A strange, mystical Neanderthal like creature that allegedly roams the Caucasus (with the exception of Mount Elbrus) and the Kazakh Steppe.

Although there has never been any conclusive proof that the "Santos" actually exists rumours abound in the folklore of the region and the similarity in description across all the different countries cast some sort of credibility to it's existence.

The creature is said to be of "swarthy" appearance and has a lumbering gait that makes it appear to stagger as though drunk with the Azerbaijani, Dagestan, Chechnya and some Georgian people referring to it as "Chorni Chuchka Santos", and the Kazakhs calling it "Monkeyears Santos"

There are many rumours of conflicts between the Santos and local villagers and it is said to be aggressive if cornered and bears the scars of many battles.

It's said it moves between the Caucasus and the Kazakh Steppe by swimming the Caspian Sea and there have been limited sightings reported in the Ural River in Atyrau, however most local experts believe it migrates over frozen areas of the Caspian during the winter months.

It is reportedly a solitary creature that eats fermented fruit which may account for it's drunken like state in many of it's sightings
Wow man, that's rarer than a Santos !!

Check him out dude, he's like a staggering Santos
by Baku Goose August 12, 2009

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