50% Zebra. 50% unicorn. 100% amazing.
The zebracorn swooped down from the pink sparkly clouds and rammed the evil sea urchin with its mystical rod.
A regulator who polices the use of someone else's twat.
"Girl, my twat cop going to bust yo head when he find out you been standing on my corner!"
When you're eating macaroni and you feel a little pony in your pants.
When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst. That's a macaroni slide.
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