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1 definition by Backgammon_Turkbuttkick

 
1.
An ignorant person who knows little about the finer points of MMA techniques and skills, who has never been in combat but sits on the couch as a spectator and with supreme confidence gives his expert opinions (actually an idiot's view) to anyone who will listen. Couch warriors also give people the benefit of their profound ignorance by making stupid text comments on websites that cover MMA news.
I wouldn't bet on the fight based on his opinion; he's a couch warrior.
by Backgammon_Turkbuttkick May 24, 2011