when you're fucking a mother of a young boy who looks like Harry Potter doggystyle, jam a broomstick in her ass.
Last night I gave your mother the sacramento broomstick.
Upon ejaculation, aim for the side of face. and cock smack( with all your might ) across the face. For the next few days there will be a purple headed mushroom tatoo on there face.
Last night I gave Sam a purple headed mushroom tattoo.
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