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3 definitions by BabyG

 
1.
1. To have sex
2. Similar to the word "fuck", screw can be used to mean to mess someone up or treat them badly
3. To mess something up, turn things for the worse, usually followed by the word "up"
1. Did Jane and Dave really screw last night?
2. They totally screwed me by charging me twice!
3. I really can't screw up this job interview, I need money.
by babyg May 05, 2005
 
2.
When a woman has something in her pants/vaginal region that appears to look like a penis in the pants
Hillary named her shenis rainbowpatch cause it talks to the dead and has three balls
by BabyG February 26, 2003
 
3.
One who goes to see an old high school girl strip. A career masterbater
What a fucking derwood Jeff is, the chick that he dated is a slut
by BabyG February 24, 2003