Baby Got Bareback
When an amateur scientist creates a male human from a collection of appendages and organs, then proceeds to engage in intercourse with his creation and find himself repulsed by its smell.
Dr. David: It's alive! It's alive!
(Creature groans; they make love)
Dr. David: Damn, this shit is musky. That be some Frankenstank!
When you're having sex with a fat, burly, hairy gay man, and he informs you that he has AIDS.
David: Oh my gawwwd! This is the best sex I've ever had!!!
Bear: Mmmmm, oh by the way, I was just diagnosed with HIV.
David: What?! You know I only go bareback!!!
Bear: Don't you mean "bearback"? (chuckles)
David: Fuck you, man!
(David removes the bear's cock from his ass and quickly puts his clothes back on)
Bear: No, wait! Cum back! (aside) Tee-hee.
(Exit pursued by a bear)
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