The Director of the Star Wars movie. Recently he has been giving out the acting positions to poor actors, who have to work with even worse lines that he created himself. The original ones weren't anything awesome, but the new ones just suck.
Don't let George Lucas write your script or you'll end up with stuff like:
Luke: Your eyes look like biscuits... limp, moist, biscuits.
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