4 definitions by BRayLujan

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The ultimate snack!

Much better than traditional milk and cookies.
I was really hungry after riding my Unicorn with David Hasselhoff, so we went out for Milf and Cookies
by BRayLujan August 09, 2010

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1. The ultimate comeback, often times rendering the usee speechless, followed be a tea bag to emphasize your point.

2. Someone you really don't like at all kind of like a cum guzzling titless faggot.
1.Holy fucking ass crackers that guy just cut me off! What an Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt

2. Douche: You fucking twat I will murder you!

Not a Douche: Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt (Tea bags douche, rendering him speechless).
by BRayLujan July 11, 2010

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1. The ultimate comeback, said in rapid succession often times rendering the usee speechless, followed be a tea bag to emphasize your point.

2. Someone you really don't like at all kind of like a cum guzzling titless faggot.
1.Holy fucking ass crackers that guy just cut me off! What an Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt

2. Douche: You fucking twat I will murder you!

Not a Douche: Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt (Tea bags douche, rendering him speechless).
by BRayLujan July 11, 2010

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Designated Texting Friend

That one person that always tries to text you, but you lightly brush them off, until you are out socializing with people and their phones are constantly being blown up, then you text that person or your DTF so nobody suspects you are an inadequate socialite.
Tyler's friends phone's were constantly going off while his just displayed the time, so he decided to text Carrie his DTF.
by BRayLujan August 08, 2010

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