2 definitions by BMOC Bob Myers

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(n.)

1) jitis furmunda your junga
2) schwazali, bologna, lap rocket
3) general slang word for anything you can't describe

(May be shortened further to 'jitis.)
1) Did you see all that sticky 'jitis on the floor?
Dude, you got your 'jitis all over the place in here, sicko!

2) So what were you up to in the bathroom, jacking the 'jitis?
You have the smallest fajitis I've ever seen.

3) What the fajitis is this blue fajitis all over my shirt?
What are you fajitises doing over there with that gooey 'jitis?
by BMOC Bob Myers January 16, 2008

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(n.)

the male phallic reproductive organ, oftentimes referred to as the penis, dick, meat, sausage, weiner, tallywhacker, or fajitis
"What are you doing waving your schwazali at traffic for, you dumbass?"
by BMOC Bob Myers January 18, 2008

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