50 definitions by BJ

Beautifully woven masturbation aid. For those with rough skin and heavy self-loving duties. Useful for avoiding friction burns and associated problems.
"One pair of silk gloves please"
"So, wank a lot?"
"...yes I do."
by BJ February 20, 2005
A whiner. A crier. A sissy. Someone who is afraid of everything.
Derrick is such a puss boy. He never stops whining.
by BJ December 16, 2003
Incredibly busy in an agressive fashion
Lately, work's been busier than a two-peckered billy goat.
by BJ November 02, 2003
A person who is the ultimate computer geek. Knows programming and web design and operating systems and networking and hardware and just about everything else you can think of.
My MCSE instructor was a retired Navy uber geek.
by BJ July 18, 2003
Razar burn after shaving your pubic region. Most likley located above the penis area. Quite irritating.
Bryce: Ben!!!, i schvoned myself.
Ben: Thats fuckin nasty man... I can't wait to tell zach.
Zach(later on): Bryce!, you fuckin schvone
by BJ October 05, 2004
A person who wants to hang out with friends but never has any money cause they don't work! Always begging for something!
If you don't have money, to pay for your dinner, take your raggedy ass home!
by BJ July 20, 2004

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