When the scrotum of a man is placed upon the face of another person in such a way that the testes of the man placing his scrotum on the face cover the eyes of the recipient of the sandgoggles. From this position, a
becomes very easy to enact.
Dude, I couldn't see the shit coming because arabian sandgoggles were blocking my entire view!
Two words, the sound of which can make any female LotR fan (and some male ones) almost reach orgasm. Or, if the person is a
, they will reach orgasm. Several times.
Man: So let's have sex. Woman: I have a headache. Man: Legolas Greenleaf. Woman: OOOOOOoooooo! Hey hunny, I'll be right back. I need to, um, go to the bathroom.
Someone who has such extraordinary luck that if they were to defecate a beautiful rainbow would come out of their anus rather than faeces.
"Went into town with Jim last night, he ended up shagging a 10/10er and won £100 on a scratchcard"! "Lucky bastard is shitting rainbows".
A bitch of a guy who will make you fall in love then screw you over.
Sebi makes you think he loves you and you're hoping he'll ask you out and suddenly he turns into the world's biggest douche and won't even talk to you anymore.
Fags who aren't cool enough to play brass instruments. Also, the air that moves across your cock when a chick is giving you that oh-so-special present.
1) We're the woodwind section! We're unimportant fags! 2) I felt the woodwinds on my balls last night.
so cool and such a WEIRDO!!! She is by far the weirdest, most perverted person in the world! SHE'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET INTO YOUR PANTS!
Me: HEY ISABELLE
isABELLE (hisses): hello my little Siamese cat! Me: hey Isabelle: All part of the plan
when something's crazy/turnt or when someone looks fine af
This party is quike
or Daaayummm that girl can work. she quiking it
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