When you and your wife/girlfriend are in bed and she is sleeping, you jerk-off and right before you cum, you wake up your wife/girlfriend and cum in her face
Man, I gave Cynthia a Sleeping Houdini last night!
When you shit on someones stomach, and then top it off with some man yogurt
Alex gave me the best Belly Sundae last night
When you shit on someones face and in their mouth, to the point of where they can no longer breathe, you get bonus points if it dries up to give the real effects of a mummy
Man she looks like an ancient egyptian, she must have been mummify.
When you spread you ass cheeks and pieces or smudges of shit are spread all over your asshole and the surrounding area of your asshole
Man Sean has the nastiest green goblin ass hole I have ever seen, Does he ever fucking wipe!
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