4 definitions by BIG CAO

Top Definition
1. An extremely powerful form of crystal meth.

2. Peters Mom.
1. Shiiit dude this crystal zang is sooo much better than that crack I got from Peter's Mom last week!

2. Chase looked up Peters Mom, Crystal Zang.
by Big Cao February 21, 2011
1. (verb) To be owned and defeated so hard that your hands can no longer give yourself pleasure.
1. Nigga, I'm gonna beated you up!
2. Dude that fucking asshole just beateded me!
3. LeBron James was beated by Melo!
4. What? Dude! He's beateding him so badly at tic tac toe!
5. OMFG ITS OVER 9000! WHAT 9000!? Beated.
by BIG CAO January 16, 2011
1. (pronoun/profrag) When some thing is so big it becomes big cao. However, this word was too epic to put in lowercase so it must be written in uppercase letters. It is also a very pro noun therefore it is pronoun.
2. (noun) Someone who can play epic alto saxophone, baritone saxophone, trombone, piano, and the computer. Twice! He also has a quite big right bicep (compared to his left) and a 35 inch vertical.
Note: Profrags are merely sentence fragments that are pro
1. Maziye (look it up) is so not a BIG CAO because he sucks at everything.
2. Dude that babe is such a BIG CAO, she is too epic.
3. BIG CAO's poem "I Hear Concordia Singing" got the most votes today on creativity.
4. BIG CAO doesn't eat with a fork. The fork eats with him.
5. Shi Zhuo Looi is not a BIG CAO.
6. BIG CAO. (this is a sentence because BIG CAO is not only a pronoun, it's a profrag)
7. Omgitspeter5 just headshotted BIG CAO.
8. BIG CAO was impossible to kill.
9. BIG CAO used spray liek shitzzz!
10. BIG CAO KO'ed Omgitspeter5.
11. BIG CAO just met Huge Cao...uh oh!
by BIG CAO January 11, 2011
1. (pronoun/profrag) Huge Cao is just a BIG CAO with much greater life experiences. He has become so epic that writing HUGE CAO is like sprinting at the speed of life or walking on Chuck Norris. Therefore, it only needs a capital Huge Cao.
2. (verb) To totally destroy someone or something.
3. (verb) To totally tell jokes to everyone.
4. (verb) To totally dunk a balloon before graduating high school.
5. (verb) To totally pass an audition without practicing.
1. Dang! Huge Cao just obliterated BIG CAO!
2. Greenspleen went so rambo in DotA that night that he Huge Caoed all the barracks, Huge Caoed the jungle, Huge Caoed Roshan, and bought the team a Huge Caoing courier, all at the same time. Twice.
3. Chalkalit did not like Huge Cao's Huge Caoness because his jokes were all racist and he would beat him up. (This is impossible by the way)
4. At sadie hawkins dance, Huge Cao dunked a balloon in jeans.
5.Sir Ecclesiarch bribed Huge Cao a fruit by the foot to Huge Cao into APAC Band 2011. Huge Cao succeeded.
by BIG CAO January 11, 2011

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