1) someone who looks like a Pirate
2) someone who makes some yummy pancakes
3) someone who makes this crazy long launch ramps that airplanes mistake for landing fields
4) someone who doesnt get too pissed when you steal their go-kart when they are at Football practice
5) an all around good guy who lets me crash at his place when in town
Becky "Why does Sonty hate people from Boston?"
Brian "I dont know?"
Becky "Because they can't pronounce their ARRRGHHHHS!"
Jacquelyn "Last night i was so hungry i thought about IHOP...but shit Sonty makes the Yummy Pancakes!"