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2 definitions by BDino

 
1.
Someone who is not very intelligent, acting like they have a disabilty but don't have one.
Jess was acting like a spakker on the bus today.
by Bdino November 03, 2010
 
2.
A mindless, half-dead idiot who walks and plays with their mobile phone at the same time.
I nearly ran over a mombie who walked into the road without looking the other day.
by BDino August 17, 2012