A cocaine and Adderall fueled alcoholic gambling addict with a predilection for Chinese prostitutes and Viagara.
God, I pulled such a Big Daddy Wank last night. I hit Mega Millions, bought 5,000 pounds of cocaine and lost the rest on $500,000 coin flips. I think my heart just exploded.
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