A small tourist town in Wisconsin where aliens invaded and blew up the White House, leaving it upside down in the middle of the city. The aliens then took the form of thousands of Eastern Europeans and began exploiting visitors with water parks and "adventure" golfing. Also, home to the hottest club in the Dells, Marley's.
Man I just got back from Wisconsin Dells, it's a good thing I wasn't body snatched and given a Polish accent.
NOTE TO EDITOR: This is not an "inside" joke...anyone who has visited WI Dells would know.