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2 definitions by BDReeser

 
1.
When all the bathroom stalls are full, and you have to shit so bad you have to go between another dudes open legs.
"I had to go so bad, and Fred was in the port-a-potty. Luckily he finished quickly, otherwise we would have held a chili cookoff!"
by BDReeser January 15, 2009
 
2.
When a couple is having sex on the beach, the guy dips the head of his wet dick in the sand, and then fucks the girl or recieves oral.

A.K.A. "The Margarita Glass" when done with salt.
"Dude, why is Paris Hilton walking all bull-legged and junk?"

"Last night in Malibu, that bitch got so drunk she let Ron Jeremy give her the Sandy Melvin."

"That stupid slut!"
by BDReeser August 15, 2007