Connor is a massive Slaggy Whale. You might have heard of Connor from 2006 boxing day when he fell into the sea near to Asia. In 2009 Connor managed to beach himself on the shore of Saunton sands and it took more than 5000 people to get him back in the sea.
'did you hear about that ConnorDowson?'
'Yeah he beached himself and a guy called Jamie muddimer raped him up his whaley ass'