9 definitions by BAMFMASTA M

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With sexual relations after a women's menstrual bleeding, the penis emerges from the vagina with a flakey, scabby, residue.
Johnny was pleasantly surprised when he was left with a crusty-crab from his brother's girlfriend.
by BAMFMASTA M December 04, 2010

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The act of completely dousing one's penis with gasoline and masturbating.
Since Jimmy's dad was a car mechanic, he naturally enjoys gasturbating
by BAMFMASTA M December 04, 2010

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When the partner is performing oral and gets a load of urine blasted into his/her mouth.
Hey baby, are you thirsty? How about a lemonade surprise?
by BAMFMASTA M December 04, 2010

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When stimulating or caressing the anus of another using the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

See "Dusting" for related subjects
After completing a very satisfied dusting session, Johnny moved around back to sweep the chimney

chimney sweep
by BAMFMASTA M December 04, 2010

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A traditional hand job from behind the back and under the legs. Preferably the giver's face is submerged in the anus of the taker.
Philip received a nice hungarian ring worm from Charles for his 18th birthday.
by BAMFMASTA M December 04, 2010

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When a male has a classic case of itchy ball syndrome, the partner performs an itching of the scrotum with their teeth.
"Hey honey I think it's time for a scrape job. I have been sitting at work all day long." Said Bill.
by BAMFMASTA M December 04, 2010

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When a man or women snorts cocaine from the inside of the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
While in jail, Brady was very popular because he supplied a christmas sweater to all the other inmates.
by BAMFMASTA M December 04, 2010

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