usually employed by a contracted "security" company, these people are given absolutely no means to control dangerous situations, but are expected to keep things under control until the police arrive. their job is to give the "perception" of security, without actually having to go through the hassle of having real training. usually known as rent a cops, they must also deal with a complete lack of respect from the patrons of the mall they serve. low pay and horrible hours make the job ideal only to lazy fat people and college students.
concerned citizen: that man just ate my daughter!
mall security guard: wtf do you want me to do, all i have is a flashlight! this radio doesn't even work outside the building.
So many kinds where can we start...
we like them dumb and we like them smart.I like the ones with the pretty eyes. Well i like all kinds of guys. STOP, what happened? How about the ones we especially like. Which ones? You know the ones with the cars that go. I hear ya. Hit it. It was me and the possy with bunny d. We were cruizn in the jags or the lamberginies. When low in behold there apeard a morrage. He was hookin up a car in his daddys garage.We stoped short did a double take.He was lookin so fine i thought i wasnt awake.He was obviously hooking up face i asume. But then he turned the little button AND THE CAR WENT BOOM! We like them short and we like them tall. We like them one and we like them all.THey're always adding speakers when they find the room. As they know we love the guys with the cars that go BOOM. And see my boufriend really knows where its at. Hes got 50 inch wolfers all along the back.He makes a car man. Im going to my room. But id rather say OWW WITH HIS CAR THAT GOES BOOM!
We like the cars, the cars that go boom. We're tigre and bunny and we like the boom.We like the cars, the cars that go boom. We're tigre and bunny and we like the boom.