7 definitions by B.Hop

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Someone who is into immoral acts, especially sexual ones. This term is often said with a seductive tone of voice accompanied by a light squeeze of the recipient's nipple. Does not necessarily apply to a specific gender or situation.
Person 1: Dude my girlfriend let me take the back door last night.

Person 2: Oooo, you're a dirty girl.



Person 1: Dude, I finished my homework project three days early.

Person 2: Oooo, you're a dirty girl.
by B.Hop February 17, 2009

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The opening act is what you call the person who initiates intercouse for the sexual humiliating houdini. Precedes the closing act.
Person 1: Hey dude, you wanna houdini my girl with me?

Person 2: Yeah for sure, you got the opening act?

Person 1: This shit's gonna be hilarious.
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Derived from the "wake and bake," the soak and toke is when someone smokes marijuana before and/or after a shower. The steam, fragrances, and noise from the shower mask the act of smoking. Additionally, the resulting smoke can be carefully blown out of a ceiling vent, leaving no residual marijuana smell. Therefore, this method is often employed by those living with an authority figure who is opposed to toking.
Stoner 1: Hey dude, you wanna meet up and hit some sticky icky?

Stoner 2: Nah man, my parents have got me on lockdown since they found out I've been smoking. I think I gotta settle for a little soak and toke instead.


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by B.Hop February 16, 2009

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Following the opening act, the closing act is performed by the second person who substitutes during the houdini.
Person 1: Hey dude, you wanna houdini this bitch with me?

Person 2: For sure, I call closing act!

Person 1: Yeah you would take sloppy seconds, ya faggot.

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Regardless of race, class, age, or gender, a hasty negro is a general term for someone who is rushing or in a hurry.
Person 1: Dude, we gotta go now! I don't wanna be late for the game.

Person 2: Hey, it's not for another hour, quit being such a hasty negro.

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by B.Hop February 19, 2009

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When someone goes on Urban Dictionary every day just to give thumbs down to certain definitions that they don't like.
Person 1: Hey bud, you should check out all these definitions I just added to Urban Dictionary. They're not bad.

Person 2: Yeah I like 'em. Soak and toke and hasty negro are pretty clever, applicable in daily life, and have a solid ring to them, but why do they have so many thumbs down? - especially your definition of BW (Big Woman).

Person 1: Oh, it's stupid, I've checked my word and noticed that each day I have been getting another 4 thumbs down. Apparently some herd of bitter heifers saw my definition of them and have been giving it thumbs-down ever since. They must have not gotten fed yet at the time.

Person 2: Oh okay, but all of your other definitions have been getting thumbs-down too?

Person 1: Yeah, one of the smarter manatees must've clicked on my name at the bottom of the definition and saw my other definitions. Wow, these sea cows have somehow found time to rate all my definitions when they're not stuffing their fat faces with cakes after middle school.

Person 2: What a bunch of UD Downers. Oh well, they're just angry 'cause they're fat.

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by B.Hop March 13, 2009

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BW
Big Woman.

Pronounced "bee-dub", this term stems in opposition to the misleading acronym, BBW (big, beautiful woman).
Person 1: Hey dude, why'd you guys leave my party last night? There were a lotta good lookin' ladies there.

Person 2: Yeah right, a bunch of BWs showed up, so we dipped out.

Person 1: You mean BBWs?

Person 2: No, I mean BWs. There's no such thing as a BBW.

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by B.Hop February 16, 2009

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