8 definitions by B. Sure

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pud
The male genitalia - a penis, dick, cock, or dork.
Larry sat home all evening and pulled his pud.
by B. Sure January 16, 2003

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A guy who spends an inordinate amount of time in the men's room, and you'd rather not know why.
Jim wondered why that Uncle Ted with the high-topped sneakers was always in the other stall when he took a crap.
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An affectionate term for a woman's nipples.
Beth liked the way her schnippies hardened when she took off her bra.
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A male homosexual.
He suddenly realized he'd walked into a bar full of pogglers.
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A male homosexual - derived from pud.
He strongly suspected that the guy looking at him in the shower was a pudster.
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A person attracted to members of their own gender.
Lesbians and gay men are similsexualists.
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Mandy gave me the best nobbler I'd ever received.
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