when one philosopher cock blocks another philosopher.
A: dude, did you just dickdatic me? You know I was trying to fouccault Lucy when you turned on the lights.
B: nah, bro. I only turned on the light to discuss with your lastest blog on Gramscian semiotics.
We have been getting screwed by the system. The system that forces us guys to like girls. All right? We're getting pushed into this. What if we just take the girls out of it? We can have our own system, it's a counter-system.
And then, us bro can do things together: we can cook, we can swim, we can stink. We can just be guys! You can have sex, you can do it, you know, many guys at a time, but it's not gay.
Oh--by the way, did you guys want a hot chocolate, also?