A ho sucks your dick while you take a shit.
After that blumpey I felt daaamn good; I lost my spunk and my shit at one sitting!
The hairy area on a woman between her legs that leads from her vag to her butthole. Origin: Kaziff it weren't there you'd be eatin' that asshole, not that pussy!
I followed that kaziff all the way to that pooty-tang.
A rancid ancestry, eg. a kid whose family tree doesn't fork has quite a rancestry.
Thanks to yo' rancestry, you got 12 toes.
A sweaty ass. Also, see swanus.
It's so damn hot out here I got a mean case of swectum.
Dead Center ButtHole Itch. Everyone gets it!
Man, fucking DCBHI ruined my date!
Named for an annoying wannabe kid who never gets invited to go places, but always seems to show up anyway. Because he can find his "friends" anywhere, even if they go to great lengths to exclude him or go places that they think he'll never find them, he is thought to have an extrasensory advantage in locating others.
"So I went to the mall with Joe the other day and Nick showed up. It was like he was waiting for us!"
"Yeah, he does that all the time. He's got GPS."
An old man's nasty-ass testicle; Festicles=A festering pair of old balls.
I'm sorry Grandpa, but noone's touched your filthy festicles in 27 years.