3 definitions by Bête de Jour

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n. a quotation posted onto a blog when things are a bit slow, readers are few and far between and comments are a thing of the past; a pseudo-profound seeming non sequitur designed to fill a painful silence.
'Damn it, no traffic again today. I'm gonna post a mumbleweed. That'll show 'em.'
by Bête de Jour April 24, 2008

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Anyone you have met and got to know on the internet but never in real life. A virtual stranger remains a virtual stranger no matter how well you know them on the internet. You could be sitting there naked 24/7, staring at each other’s personal items on your webcams, but if you haven’t met IRL, then you’re still virtual strangers.
'So, you've asked SlipperyChick to marry you?'

'Yeah, well, we've been together for three years now. We see each other every day and we cyber constantly.'

'Hmmm. I hate to break it to you, mate, but the internet and real life are NOT the same thing. You're still virtual strangers.'
by Bête de Jour June 18, 2008

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n. a quotation posted onto a blog when things are a bit slow, readers are few and far between and comments are a thing of the past; a pseudo-profound seeming non sequitur designed to fill a painful silence.
'Damn it, no traffic again today. I'm gonna post a mumbleweed. That'll show 'em.'
by Bête de Jour April 23, 2008

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