One fat black
, ugly mumma of questionable background. Caution should be taken if approaching a suspected Mudcat as consequences can vary and result in greivous bodily harm. When you fuck a mudcat, be sure to tie her hands behind her head prior to intercourse
to ensure she doesn't steal your wallet.
"Hey baz I fucked this Mudcat last night that had a head like a kicked in shit tin."
"I think I lost my wallet again last night Tom"
"Don't tell me you fucked another Mudcat Roger"