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1 definition by Azi F

Someone who is actually NOT handicapped or retarded, but through his deliberate ineptitude and lameness gives off the impression that he is BOTH handicapped AND retarded.
Jack: Dude, I think I'll vote for Hillary Clinton for President.
John: Dude, you're a handitard.
by Azi F March 28, 2007