A frozen popsicle treat that comes in a long plastic tube. It's like one of those push-pops only better, because it's the dessert of choice for otters worldwide. Like crack on a summer day, only it's legal. Don't forget to drink the juices after you're done!
Some women in Alaska choose to pleasure themselves with otter pops because they're used to frozen Eskimo cawk and they crave it at inopportune times.
Description of taste: Sex and Candy
Little Timmy: "Watching Sally suck on that otter pop is making my pants heavier and I like it."
Bill Cosby: "WAH-HUH-DUB-DEEDLE-DIP-DOO, say, why don't they make otter pops in puddin' flava?"