1 definition by Austins

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a long rod , generally hairy after puberty. The other words for this object are as follows:

penis
mom
cat

Sometimes its owner likes to play with it.
Hey John, is that what U call a penis?

Yea.. Im going to cry now

this is the saddest thing I have ever written, for smoe reason im all out of ideas atm. P)Fl
by Austins January 23, 2007

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