5 definitions by Austin Smothers

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A hyphenated word that employs the statement "Any day now," into a condensed expression.
With a long line of impatient credit-card holding customers behind her, cash paying Sue Ellen fumbled for exact change. The rude cashier rolled his eyes, snapped his fingers and exclaimed "Day-now, day-now... any day now!"
by Austin Smothers April 29, 2010

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1. (adj) Describes a married woman who doesn't wear a wedding ring.
The mrscellaneous bride walks into a bar with a Rabbit under one arm, and a standard poodle with a thermometer stuck in it's boogerbutt, under the other.
by Austin Smothers April 29, 2010

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1. (n) Over-processed, brittle, permed hair. Apparent by split ends, and fly-aways.
Pam's bleach-blonde frizzle-frazzle rustled like dry leaves.
by Austin Smothers April 29, 2010

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1. (n) A stray black cat.
The mangy-bone pussy sauntered about the yard after tramping through the hood only to be fount tits-up on my front porch from an apparent homeless nagger attack.
by Austin Smothers April 29, 2010

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A hyphenated word that employs the statement "Any day now," into a condensed expression.
With an impatient line of credit-card paying customers behind her, Sue Ellen fumbled for exact cash and change. The rude cashier rolled his eyes, snapped his fingers and exclaimed "Day-now, day-now... any day now!"
by Austin Smothers April 29, 2010

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