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17 definitions by Austin Pealy

 
1.
Energy derived from two taints rubbing together at a high rate of speed. Usually found when two lesbians bump tacos.
Damn, Rosie's so fat she lights up the whole neighborhood with her taintergy.
by Austin Pealy August 19, 2006
 
2.
(v) The action of removing hairs from your taint...usually by using a pair of tweezers.
It helps to drink heavily before taint tweezin'.
by Austin Pealy September 30, 2006
 
3.
(v) to clear the contents of a bone...either while eating chicken wings/ribs, or performing fellatio. Common among obese people and sorority pledges.
After Jethro smoked her chicken breasts, Stacy spent a wild night bone clearing Jethro.
by Austin Pealy September 30, 2006
 
4.
(V): The act of farting in an elevator as you step out, thereby leaving a present for future riders to enjoy.
"Joe, what was that sound?"
"Oh, I just toaster ovened this elevator!!"
by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009
 
5.
(v) Preparing a homeless person's dick for a porn shoot.
After striking out at the bar, I went downtown and had to settle for fluffing the hobo.
by Austin Pealy November 09, 2007
 
6.
(v): A lesbian act of non-dick coitus.
"Now I know why my girlfriend left me, I just caught her scissor fighting her house mother!"
by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009
 
7.
(v): From the East Coast name for a submarine sandwich, the act of two women grinding their vaginas together with no penis present.
"My sister just called me to tell me about the meatless grinder she fired up with her roommate."
by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009