Energy derived from two taints rubbing together at a high rate of speed. Usually found when two lesbians bump tacos.
Damn, Rosie's so fat she lights up the whole neighborhood with her taintergy.
(v) The action of removing hairs from your taint...usually by using a pair of tweezers.
It helps to drink heavily before taint tweezin'.
(V): The act of farting in an elevator as you step out, thereby leaving a present for future riders to enjoy.
"Joe, what was that sound?"
"Oh, I just toaster ovened this elevator!!"
(v) to clear the contents of a bone...either while eating chicken wings/ribs, or performing fellatio. Common among obese people and sorority pledges.
After Jethro smoked her chicken breasts, Stacy spent a wild night bone clearing Jethro.
(v) Preparing a homeless person's dick for a porn shoot.
After striking out at the bar, I went downtown and had to settle for fluffing the hobo.
N: Fellatio from the girl you had intercourse with while she was on the rag.
Good God, what's on Rebecca's face? Crap, did she give Eddie a bloody trumpet again?!
(v): A lesbian act of non-dick coitus.
"Now I know why my girlfriend left me, I just caught her scissor fighting her house mother!"