A race attempted by a loarge
assortment of idiots
who lack the coordination or ability to use the basic skill of running
in a real sport. Instead they decide to run for hours on end for no apparent reason. Marathons are oftenly
described as "fun" by these morons
unknown to the sane part of society. These retards also enjoy the loss of the ability to walk, run, move, fuck, for the 2 days following the Marathon.